(Referenced in Jon Henricks’ Fluxus Codex.) Instructions on how to perform all twelve movements of Piano Piece, the 1962 absurdist score by Lithuanian architect and graphic designer George Maciunas (then-leader of the avant garde collective Fluxus):
No. 1: Let piano movers carry piano into the stage
No. 2: Tune the piano
No. 3: Paint with orange paint patterns over piano
No. 4: With a straight stick the length of a keyboard, sound all keys together
No. 5: Place a dog or cat (or both) inside the piano and play Chopin (hell no!)
No. 6: Stretch three highest strings with tuning key until they burst
No. 7: Place one piano on top of one another (one can be smaller)
No. 8: Place piano upside down and put a vase with flowers over the sound box
No. 9: Draw a picture of the piano so that the audience can see the picture
No. 10: Write ‘piano composition no.10’ and show to the audience the sign
No. 11: Wash the piano, wax and polish it well
No. 12: Let piano movers carry piano out of the stage
Watch several of the movements, (including Carpenter’s Piece — No. 13, 1964, an ancillary composition in which performers hammer nails into piano keys) successively staged by artists and musicians in 1985 at Denmark’s Festival of Fantastics, below.
Let the racket begin …